First Laugh of the Day goes to Ambulance Driver:
I’m going to start my own worker exchange program. I’ve got six malingering, whining, healthcare system abusing, hypochondriac, chemically dependent, Professional Victims of Life that I’ll willingly trade for three hardworking illegal Mexicans who want a shot at the American dream. They can have the jobs that these hunnert percent, by-God Murkins can’t seem to find or hold.
Second Laugh of the Day goes to Indexed:
Renal, Endocrine and Musculoskeletal First Aid sections go up Sunday night.