noun: Who was that? Don’t worry about him. He’s some worthless foad.
verb: Oh yeah?! Well FOAD!
adjective: Well that was a foad way to say it.
present participle: By the grace of God, he’s foading.
The Fuck Off And Die competition starts today! Conceived by the Dinosaur, it’s a competition between writers to write the best FOAD letter without letting the receiver know it. Tact misapplied, if you will.
From the Dinosaur:
Alternative post titles were:
- Lessons from my Father
- How to Say “Fuck You” So Elegantly They Don’t Even Know You’ve Said It
Inspired by Medblog Addict, #1 Dinosaur would like to announce a contest to see who can write the classiest “Screw You” letter. First prize is a copy of my book (which includes disclosure of my true identity.)
I am participating in the contest and, while I won’t tell you which is mine, I encourage you to vote for it. There will be five new FOADs each day for a week. For my money, this is the best one ever written:
“I am sitting in the smallest room of my house with your letter before me. Soon it will be behind me.” — Voltaire to Morat
Laugh today, topher.